terriza However, while in Miami, these cultures easily, and quite effectively, have merged throughout the years of multiple waves of migrations. In turn, I replied, Miami isnt the US. Uneducated, unskilled nincompoops like you are forced to accept low wages. says: This article is irrelevant. Michelle for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ You are a tool Miami has an artificial economy because prices are based on what the rich can afford to charge each other. If you are not earning at least 6 figures, you will find Miami to be very expensive and uncomfortable. Hurricane but we make it rain Just as long as your a weekend getaway. And the food. This is hilarious. Perfect weather year round- even better than Miami, people there actually still speak English, give decent customer service, and believe you actually have to move your ass and life a finger to get paid for your work, not just be good looking. Bye!!! third - You are incredibly egocentric. WebDouche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. Sincerely, A PROUD AMERICAN and educated Miamian native, or Miamense. [CDATA[ I am so happy right now to share Doctor Samura email to someone out there that is suffering from heart break, contact him with; . When i discussed Nice girls , I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT HIM RIGHT HERE IN THE STATES IF POSSIBLE. HA! says: THANKS TO GREAT DR Sunny FOR SOLVING MY PROBLEMS HIS EMAIL IS (. (6) You want to be rich. This article is the truth! In just 3 days, my husband came back to me. As for the author of this article and others that are saying that this article is humorous and witty, you are idiots. Take a walk on Venice Beach and then consult me, dumbass. var output = ''; Just because HISPANICS speak Spanish doesnt mean all cultures are the same, actually they are VERY VERY different. //]]> Hes a persona created by former cruise-ship entertainer Daniel OReilly. Ghettos @ 15 [CDATA[ cracks me up. Only got like 20 upvotes. Wish me luck everybody. Precocious right-hander Eury Prez could give Miami a pair of aces in the near future, and left-hander Dax Fulton could slot in right behind them in a couple of years. And plenty of (unfortunate) truths!!! Rich riches @ 30 Thanks. So fuck you Miami! Looks like this pal is one of those up-north rejects that came down to Miami trying to experience la vida loca but was rejected here too Some things are true, some are not. //= 0; i=i-1){ My dad was an alcoholic and my mum was a devoted christian she tried all her best to change him but nothing seemed to work. So after considering this important summations is also reasonable to consider the lack of interest of Americanizing and living the real American life. local news and culture, Kyle Munzenrieder says: Wow. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_dFbyawnu8P').innerHTML = output; Sure we have lots of different ethnicities living here, if I wanted to I could have Peruvian one night, Thai the next and find Baklava for dessert, but who can afford to go out every night and enjoy it? You can come back to Miami whenever you want to. 13. are wonderful people. says: Miami has good and bad likeanywhere else. says: I am rican, I am American by birth and dont have to speak english to be call american. I am Steven Roberto Dimple From Usa, i am writing this article to thank Dr. Ovia the powerful spell caster that just helped me recently to bring back my Wife that left me for another man for no reason. Asians are the fastest growing segment of the population and not Hispanics. Going away to college is the one thing that will save you! dave says: The article is hilarious and not meant to be taken as statistical data. HE ALSO SPECIALIZE IN THE THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS; This happens to me often at Publix, but it has happened with people that repair household appliances, too. } (I have an uncle who still has a thick Spanglish accent as if he just recently came from Cuba instead of in 76 who SWEARS Miami is the bestand yet has only been to El Paso, TX and boasts about FIU as if its the new Yale.) My name is Evalin Grishem, my family and i live together live in USA. I speak Spanish well enough from my travels but I like to speak it as an option and not a requirement. Any real Miami native knows that everyone is not dumb but a heck of a lot of people sure are. Cubans turned Miami into the international metropolis it is today. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; i was so confuse and seeking for help, i dont know what to do until I met my friend miss Lina and told me about makuter who also help her to bring his husband back when she was the same condition like that .then she told me not to worry about it that she had a similar problem before and introduce me to a man called Dr makuter who cast a spell on her that make my ex run back to her and he bring him back to me after two days. All outdoor sport activities like soccer, tennis, basketball, and boating, attending festivals. Much love to the world, Chris. can help you with any personal need.many people will try to sugar coat the truth and give you false hope but not Dr.Ewan he will tell you the truth and nothing but the truth and keep your hopes high and alive so, please dont waste your time and hope on somebody who doesnt deserve it contact him today @ . Its not the same but if someone was expecting you to be somewhere why fuck should I have to wait because you have poor planning skills?!?! says: An amazing testimony on a spell caster who brought my husband back to me.. My name is helen moore ,i live in Florida,USA,and Im happily married to a lovely and caring husband ,with two kids.A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my husband .so terrible that he took the case to court for a divorce.he said that he never wanted to stay with me again,and that he didnt love me anymore.So he packed out of the house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I am here to give testimony on how I got my husband back, my husband left me for no reason 3 years ago. No Cuban in Miami has higher wages than Angloes specially because of the pretty know crappy wages. Sadly, that isnt the case in so many homes. Frank Rachel Growing up in Miami, I can relate to this post and just find it funny. says: I lived in South Florida for years and planning on moving back. 1. As for Southern California, the people are rude, conceited and have no topic of conversation aside from their Body Mass Indexand your beaches are a rocky piece of shit. If you dont know spanish it is hard to live in miami. Making Miami even more stressful is the long commute time, a high unemployment rate, and a high rate of divorce. If you move to other cities, different problems will unravel as well. Unfortunately I have to commute between Miami and Denver. Karlene R I have a feeling that the author just hung out in the wrong circles. else output += unescape(l[i]); else output += unescape(l[i]); Get over yourselves!!! says: You forgot, that recently, Miami was voted THE SECOND WORST RUN CITY IN THE UNITED STATES!!! //--> Despite your best efforts, you cannot fool us. Not cool.I have a nice sports car I paid for and its a limited ed. Just put up a comical Che Guevara painting on the Ws lobby wall Now thats funny :0/. Yes, Miami is hot, crowded, and expensive, but so is Puerto Rico and thats also a part of the U.S. Elaine Miami doesnt need people like you. You are an idiot and youll never fit anywhere. This is an example of how far too many Latino immigrants and their children are outside the loop of mainstream America. Ariel Susanna should stick to Spanish because her English response was not grammatically correct at all. Albert Gonzalez } says: I was born in Miami in the 70s.grew up therefamily ran two major businesses there . var l=new Array(); colorado is good. Marina Silva But as someone who has lived in Miami for 25 years, in areas spanning from Hialeah to Kendall, I can attest that these statements are based on truths. It is in history and on the news everyday, they have always wanted our land!! Seriously, dude, chill. //]]> We will soon get married. CJ Field var l=new Array(); var l=new Array(); says: To the commenter from 4:17 p.m. on 5/29 -. The only thing I agree with its the traffic part and he didnt even focused on it. says: I dont know how immigrants who are not rich and will not become rich soon, can afford to live in Miami. Its sad that that is the first thing and often the only thing Floridians can come up with as a redeeming quality to living here. Lizzie No offense to anybody who loves Miami Beach, but just not for me! Ask most Americans to differentiate between a Brazilian, Argentine, Cuban and Mexican and we cant, nor do we care to. I give you two years. says: OMG spot on! says: Miami is truly the dumbest city. Seriously, so many types of douchebag. //]]> Yankee Bound the guy making this video could easly send that for some investigation. He is the best spell caster in the world? //]]> Then go says: Take 95 North back to wherever you came from DB, we dont need you. Ive been to the beach less than 15 times and no one cant get me into clubs, even with a VIP card. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_T5s07GqZOt').innerHTML = output; The writer it seems has not fully experienced the good, the beautiful, the intellectual brilliance and the warmth of the people. Your silly assertions are completely unfounded and arise from your personal insecurities and lack of success. And I guarantee you that it is more fun and interesting than your 4,500-people little Indiana town Loser! Miami is one of the few places in the world where the street signs are in English, but English is not the dominant language of the area. Miami: Local News. Save yourself! Yes my dear disrespecting Miami sisters and brothers I understand Im being disrespectful to you all but honestly deal with were in America not communist Cuba. 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(6) You want to be rich. I asked myself, even when we had a daughter together he could do this to me. WebA Miami Beach resident is facing charges amid an ongoing federal investigation centered on the cryptocurrency ATM company that he founded and that investigators reported profited } var l=new Array(); Price does not include tax,tag, title, dealer fees, rims, tints, systems, custom paint, and airbrushed murals of Conan the Barbarian. says: Please bear in mind that most of this was written tongue in cheek (as in, bend over while I pull the corn cob out of your ass, your UPTIGHTED-ness). Christine back in the day, beautiful Cuban girls where stuck up or as we called them, plasticas (sorry, excuse my Spanish writing, I had to teach myself to read and write it) and that was the majority. Its not possible to get out of the heat anywhere outdoors. I dont expect you to like us, but I am dont consider myself trashy and dumb. Even 13 year olds think they are the S**T, and guess what their parents tell them they are, and allow them to get away with whatever they want. I have seen the great sadness and distress this has caused many native-Miami residents. I was so afraid of infecting my partner, I suffered the embarrassment of visiting dermatologists queries hundreds of times. else output += unescape(l[i]); And I fully agree with the observations listed. says: I grew up in Miami, lived in Miami all my life. . This article obviously was meant to be funny. mysticjeanie that might be my favorite comment Ive gotten on this article. If you doubt this, check out the US Census. says: I would bet money that the last 4 comments are from people who currently live in Miami. Frank you could not be any further from the truth. Miami would then be one of the greatest places to live. 6. every time i read the comments. When you have lived here since you were born you tend to hate all the this garbage. George NoPee4meRKelly WebKubicki Draper is a full-service law firm founded in 1963 providing trial, appellate, coverage, commercial and real estate transaction services. iLOVEMIAMI You Deserve More Than an Ordinary Vacation. I know there are a lot of things wrong with it, but South Dade is beautiful and after living through a cold Georgia winter, I .appreciate the gorgeous warm weather in Miami. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Its sad The LA KID says: yasmine We have Spanish, Russians, Arabs, West Indian, Indian, Pakistanis..etc ..All types of immigrants. surfside rider } It should be considered child abuse to have kids and raise them in that city. says: I lived here for 23 long years and I will also agree with everything that was written! says: Miami is hilarious, sickening and full of contradictions. Free $60 Account Today's Best Bet. says: I wonder if the author of this article ever imagined how vitriolic the posts would become. Explain. Que bola? [CDATA[ If you have such problem or similar to this, please contact him on his email . var l=new Array(); So y do so many take it so darn personal, document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_Y2AoXy17Qt').innerHTML = output; email is . Everyone has to grow up, right? says: Love Miami but cant live there Like any other major city in America, I would say Miami should be a Try it before you buy it. You need to visit Miami for at least 2 weeks before you decide to relocate here. The rest of it is swamp and mosquito infested garbage. I thank those that are honest for their statements. //