There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few. Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. #infinity You learn stuff about each other.. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. Alright. The doctor folds his hands in his lap. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. #spideypool Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. "Fine. Tony winces. He's lying with his head in Tony's lap, and Tony plays with his hair while he watches a re-re-re-run of Beverly Hills 90210. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. Clint snorts. I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. You looked all cute and Sleeping Beauty. Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. Seriously? That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. #tomhollandspeterparker. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. That is a fine name, indeed, Thor muses. The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) They all thought that things were going to be better now. A sex ally! He squirms happily where he sits and knocks his elbow against Clint's in what's probably supposed to be a companionable gesture. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. Please consider turning it on! I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. Clint just huffs, a sign of his exhaustion right there, and wrings off his clothes. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. It's blueberry, his favorite. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. Tony, it's three in the morning. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". It sounds like a genuine question. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. Work Search: Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. And the best. It's my bed. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. Ship? People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. #unlimitedpride Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. Tony's eyes go fond. Morning.. This is all my idea. My turn! Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. "Same here," The rest of the junior team says while lifting up their shirts showing similartattoos. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. The Avengers Bunch Chapter 1: Never Have I Ever, an - fanfiction.net Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. Not that he could remember, at least. That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. Other than someone on the team.. Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. Course it is. Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" She's super badass. Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. I don't know which one you want.. Remember the toast?, Ouff! Steve goes to the floor, but turns around immediately, just as Natasha tries to knee him in the back. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. Steve asked. See? Tony says and gestures at the circle they make, most of them slouched comfortably on the large pillows. You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. Or why Clint knows about shipping. Me? Clint looks over at him. Which was true, it was a terrible smell, especially for his enhanced nose, he could still smell the lingering alcohol on someone a day after they had drank anything. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. Thor seems to think it's all hysterical. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. remain the property of their respective owners. It's a totally valid question!. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. Never have I ever hated a game more - Archive of Our Own Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Clint blinks at the guy, who looks completely serious and still sour. Lindsay doesn't win. What could possibly go wrong, right?. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. 5 Times Peter Parker Saved an Avenger - Archive of Our Own Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. Oh yeaaah. Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) Nope, not telling. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" I Dare you to say the Truth. So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. Sort of. Yeah, Clint coincides, because really, half the fun is getting to tell shit you've already done and see who else have done the same. "REALLY" Clint yelled. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? So does Thor. Yep. Clint nods. I did? I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' How will she react? You expect me to do all the work?. They went back into the elevator. Ava stole a car and drove way to fast and got us pulled over," I say and Ava glares at me. #spiderman FRIDAY said. Steve's gone red again. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. Then Peter took a shot. "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around. It tickles. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. He sighs and pulls out the ten he has in his pocket. In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. Except Pepper. They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. I should call Pepper! Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo," Steve says and Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, Bucky, Scott, and I take a drink. He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. And nobody wants that shit. Doesn't erase the question. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. That's actually uh, weirdly flattering.. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. Is that what Tony's supposed to be right now? Never Have I Ever - viviegirl05 - Archive of Our Own An angry voice cried out. I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. #wakanda He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. Avenger's imagines and preferences! I never needed to know this much about my proteges sex life. No! Bad luck more than anything. Mmm. "Are we just going to skip over the fact Steve and Bucky have kissed a dude?" He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. This was a request from@imwithtonyandnatasha, I had a lot of fun writing it and really I hope it doesn't look like I rushed the ending. Only a few drops of mead spill on the carpet, and Tony giggles like a mad scientist. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. Clint snorts and turns over so he can see the annoying asshole he's about to fuck, and sees a strange softness in Tony's smile that he isn't used to. Bruce looks contemplative. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (245), Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Devi Vishwakumar (184), Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Devi Vishwakumar (54), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong (28), Devi Vishwakumar & Nalini Vishwakumar (18), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong, Indian moms are overprotective towards sons, Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Rebecca Hall-Yoshida, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Ben Gross & Devi Vishwakumar & Original Character(s), "Nothing shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play", fabiola and aneesa are together and in love because I say so, this is also lowkey a trent and eleanor fic because I love them, ben and devi are stubborn idiots and we love them, this is only ging to be sort of faithful to the play cause i do what i want, Picture Perfect Shiny Family (Holiday Peppermint Candy), this fic has 3 chapters but spans many years, howard will be in chapter 3 a LOT so im hyped about that, note: Devi only appears over text messages, Welcome to New York (It's Been Waiting for You), written for author's self-satisfaction and mental health, Everyone is awesome but I still ship Ben & Devi I'm sorry, Make the Friendship Bracelets (Take the Moment and Taste It), and i thought huh. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues.